Friday, July 15, 2005
Our photographers, on assignment for this exclusive, also came back with pictures of dolls - not simply barbie dolls or crying baby dolls, but the best (or worst, depending upon how you examine the situation) kind of dolls - emotionally scarring dolls. If you wish to damage your child for life, there is really no better way; certainly, we recieved no shortage of hideous, shitty, freakishly ugly dolls. Some were mundane and not worth noting, to be sure - others were simply too frightening to look at for very long.
Why are they unusual? Well, if you assume that most dolls are cute and cuddly, and then reverse the veracity of that assumption by demonstrating countless examples of 'dolls' guaranteed to make young children shit their pants over and over again, you have something outside the norm. Now let's move on....
Why are they unusual? Well, if you assume that most dolls are cute and cuddly, and then reverse the veracity of that assumption by demonstrating countless examples of 'dolls' guaranteed to make young children shit their pants over and over again, you have something outside the norm. Now let's move on....
# posted by King Feces @ 12:30 PM 
