Friday, July 15, 2005
This assignment was especially trying for our photographers, especially in light of the fact that - as before hinted - many of them flew into uncontrollable rages at having to look at so many awful, awful things. Many objects were destroyed before they could be photographed, many tempers flaring to the boiling point before exploding in fits of anger and frustration. Some of the worst objects seen by our photographers were, however, captured - above is a small sample of what they saw. The conclusion here is that - if you can go scouring through your neighbour's garbage bin, pull out the most incongruous pieces of twisted trash that few people in their right mind would ever think of even touching and then slap those pieces together with some crazy glue or coat 'em in some kind of clear, hard resin, you've got yourself a genuinely bizarre item. It also means that you're a fool and you'd best go out a look for work soon before putting your family in the poor house.
# posted by King Feces @ 2:10 PM 
