Friday, July 15, 2005
What conclusions can we draw from this exclusive? On the surface, there are too many crappy and pointless 'things' out there, and far, far too few hammers, flamethrowers or shredding machines. Secondly, just because you've got something odd and unusual, doesn't mean that what you've got is 'good'. It's more likely that you're in posession of something so inexplicable, ugly or useless that it best be buried on land, under the sea or (preferably) on the moon. And finally, if you are that kind of person that likes to keep old junk around, and your house is piled up with old headless, limbless or eyeless dolls, giant penis statues, taxidermied animals fused into weird positions or any other such garbage, for the sake of your marriage, your family, hell, your whole life - GET RID OF IT!!
# posted by King Feces @ 5:51 PM 
